Monday, 24 August 2015

100 Awesome Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English

100 Awesome Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English
We all have attitude, which we want to express from our
Whatsapp Status. So, this time we have collected top
100 Coolest Whatsapp Status for you. You can share
this collection with your friends on any social
networking site like: Facebook, Twitter and Whatspp etc.
I hope liked our collection and share your feedback with
us in the comments.
1. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should
try too.
2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the
worst.
4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving
early.
6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
11. When a bird hits your window have you ever
wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but
sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every
piece of my heart love different girls. People called it
flirt that's not fair…
14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save
your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we
met…
16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers
what you did, except you.
17. I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
18. When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its
your Attitude.
21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only
means that you are ‘Above them’.
22. Please don’t get confused between my personality &
my attitude.
23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on
who you are!
24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
1. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it
shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
2. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
3. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are
always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
4. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen
at”.
5. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive
safely.
6. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what
you want.
7. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites
but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on
girls profile picture.
8. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online
then why aren’t you texting me
9. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
10. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on
my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
11. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her
Aadhaar card
12. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making
as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
13. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
14. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
15. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my
heart.
16. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp
status...
17. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
18. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
by selling my car.
19. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two
things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to
read that number.
21. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
22. If your bad. Call me your Dad.
23. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat
next to you and hold you tight because you define
what true friendship really is.
24. Friends are the family you choose
25. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will
steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
1. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
2. Friendship is born at that moment when one person
says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the
only one.
3. A friend is someone who knows all about you and
still loves you.
4. True friendship is sitting together in silence and
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever
had.
5. Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that
carries you along.
6. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth
even when you don't want to hear it.
7. I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the
people who are supposed to be my friends.
8. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a
fool.
9. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second
an stops the third.
10. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your
hear.
11. That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and
your best friend notices and joins you.
12. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I
know but I love them.
13. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
14. If friendship is your weakest point then your the
strongest person in the world.
15. Good friends are like starts. You don't always see
them but you know they're always there.
16. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in
you.
17. Never forget who was there for you when no one else
was.
18. Every friendship doesn't change into love but every
love begins with friendship.
19. A beautiful friendship can change people.
20. True friendship comes when silence between two
people is comfortable.
21. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best
friend would be the one sitting next to you saying,
damn that was cool.
22. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of
listening to your pointless dramas over and over
again.
23. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of
blood.
24. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain
in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
25. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
1. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave,
impossible to forget.
2. I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no
idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
3. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have
one, it’s probably you.
4. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm
smoking.
5. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
6. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS
LOCK ON.
7. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
8. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental
words.
9. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
10. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better
class of people.
11. Save water drink beer.
12. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
13. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
14. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can
switch off.
15. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
16. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build
up.
17. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
18. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the
decision maker.
19. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both
have an iPhone.
20. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
21. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
22. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle...
He's dreaming too.
23. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
24. Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
25. Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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