Top 10 Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings

Top 10 Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings
The list of Top 10 Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings.
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1. "I need a six month vacation, twice a year."
2. "I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode."
3. "Time is precious. Waste it wisely."
4. "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
5. "Thanks to Facebook. I now know what everyone's
bathroom looks like."
6. "Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're
laughing without any reason, you need medicine."
7. "With great power comes great electricity bill.
8. "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and
screaming like the passengers in his car." — Bob
Monkhouse
9. "A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one
who can find such a man." — Lana Turner
10. "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent
a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted
more proof." — Rodney Dangerfield
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