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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for
everything. It's called college.
I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can
go off to college and be happy but then the murderer
comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned
a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of
them.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college
students drink until they pass out at least once a month.
The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30
friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real
Friends.
No College Students or Graduates should be voting for
anyone BUT Obama... Romney wants to DOUBLE the
interest on student loans
2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0
GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by
it's cover!!!!
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College
Dropouts.
Rapper "2 Chainz" played college basketball, and
graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school.
Never judge a book by it's cover
President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana
smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to
be "Barack Oganja."
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work
until you die. Cool.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then
you work until you die. Great.
I really want to go to Penn State for college.
Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18
year old in the country to a 4-year college.
42% of people who graduate from college never read
another book.
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends
than I did in class.
Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!
Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need
scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work
until you die. Great.
Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my
math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated
college and think they know everything.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten
so what is the obvious choice here
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to
take shots in college.
Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my
life...now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the
metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy
sitting next to me.
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But
just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or
job application.
College is a place where some pursue learning and
others learn pursuing.
Your college friends know who you are, but your high
school friends know why.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk
is acceptable.