Sunday, 28 June 2015

fB nEw sTaTuX

Are all the men in this place shy?
You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss
themselves. Please help.
Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best
looking guy I have seen.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied
my heart in a knot.
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the
hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the
hottest girl in this place?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you
are the best a man can get!
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
. When the mirror of Life gets dirty with the fog of
reality, just try to wipe it with your faith in GOD, You
will see the clear reflection of your dreams once again!
. No one knows what he can do until he tries.
. The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
. There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
. It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered.
. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you.
. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. :)
. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong
and she agrees with me.
. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
. Try to learn something about everything and everything
about something.
. n the End, we will remember not the words of our
enemies, but the silence of our friends.
. Life is what happens to you while you are busy making
other plans
. I speak two languages, Body and English.
. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again ?
. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a
year and a half.
. Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
. It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
. Two things are infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
. Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are
footprints on the moon.
. People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt
those who are doing it.
. Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health,
prosperity, love and loads of fun!
. Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone
going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving
faster than you is a maniac?
. It’s better to let someone think you are an idiot than to
open your mouth and prove it.
. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. Every man should marry. After all happiness is not the
only thing in life.
. The biggest room you have, is the room for
improvement.
. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a
perception problem.
. Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the
flat ones.
. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for
your failures.
a. The only place where success comes
before work is in the dictionary.
. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be
the Mcgorgeous!
. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the
outside?
. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am
the thirstiest man in the world.
. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I
want to remember your face for my dreams.
. My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams
tonight.
. Where have you been all my life?
. Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you
have stolen my heart.
. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me
crazy!

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