101 Latest Whatsapp Status

Here we have compiled some of the best,latest and
untouched whatsapp status list for you.Which includes
status quotes,short love status and many more.This
page is updated every day so stay tuned for new
additions…
1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes
infinity :p
2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just
for mumbaikars)
6]I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is
last one.
8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…
Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just
noise.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a
“queue”.
11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
12]The only difference between a good day and a bad
day is your attitude.
13]lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near
to monday????
15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid
traffic.
16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not
the only thing that has degrees without brains .
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss
your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two
things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first
place or live it for others.
21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my
pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more
it cost’s.
22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by
selling my car.
23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–
>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-
Monday
24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t
have to impress people we don’t like.
25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
26]If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a
french cat.
27]formula for success…….under promise and over
deliver…….
28]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp
status….
30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my
heart.
31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By
not having any.
32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and
asking him to bite.
33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecks.
34]Waiting for wi-fi network.
35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai
and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like
everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status )
37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was
not born on this earth to please everybody.
38]Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and
never leave home.
39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s
life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to
“it’s complicated”.
41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making
as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her
Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on
my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a
man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge
amount of fishing School loans.
46] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days
:Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food
47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
48]I took IQ test …..results were negative
49]Should transformers take car insurance or life
insurance…..
50]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete
in it later.
51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online
then why aren’t you texting me
52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its
existence.
53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat
me.
54]Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online”
and then to “typing..”
55]Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least
you’ll know why.
56]One more password got married…!!
57]This is the beginning of the sentence you just
finished reading.
58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution,
now fucking act like it. ……..(click for more Attitude
status)
59]Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
60]Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own
problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce
stress of being 20 min late for everything
63]Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
64]Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying
“What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the
balance of the universe.
65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites
but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls
profile picture
66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
67]Life will give you exactly what you need, not what
you want
68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive
safely.
69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so
that i can drink more and care less
70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you
have it but there’s no need to show it off.
71]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen
at”.
72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes
Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the
stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to
grow.
75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it
shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality &
my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on
who you are!”
79]If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only
means that you are ‘Above them’.
80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh
its your Attitude.
81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film
becomes bearable.
82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot
83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am
worst.
84]Without me its just awso.
85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time
to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
86].One wise guy invented mobile application
Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature
87]Error: status unavailable
88]I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if
someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry,
got these sacks”.
90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers
what you did, except you.
91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
92]Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then
we met…!
93]Just about the time when you think you can make
ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something
stupid to say and then don’t say it.
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save
Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves
five years ago we think we were an idiot.
98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi
Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of
ten die.
100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every
piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it
flirt Thats Not fair…
101]Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry
were just fruits.