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You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook
everyday.
Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account
there is an untold story
I was content with my life till people started sharing
pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on
Facebook!
I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop
trial version expired.
When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t
would be this addictive.
Send me game request and Win Free "Unfriend" .. :P
I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a Facebook
Status!!!
On social networking sites, the winner of any argument
is always the one with better English. :D
The person who looks good in the group photos is
always the one who uploads it.!!
People who spend their time taking selfies should
change their last name to ".JPEG"
When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don't put
pressure on yourself....you may Shit.
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the
person who looks good refuses to delete it....
"Unfriend" on Facebook... Is the modern form of
Childhood "Katti".
Life is like Facebook - People will like your problems &
often comment on them, but only a few will try and help
you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying
to update their status.
I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken
For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! :-| ;)
Relationship now a days.... start wid poking And... end
wid blocking :p :)
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone
to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your
birthday on Facebook :-P
One spelling mistake in your update and there you find
illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct
it. :D :P
Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like
electronic Divorce :p :D
That annoying couple who decided to show the world
over Facebook how much they love each other :/
Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind"
to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P :P :P:P
People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but
they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute :)
Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e
Facebook xD
There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In
School That's Why There Is.... F A C E B O O K...:p :D :O
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite
investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D
What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in
love with fake profile... And it hurts them :-P :-P
When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun
Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face....
You need a rajnikanth's heart... to reject a Girl's request
on facebook =)) :p
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle
that "People are more interested in others lyf then their
own!"
Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came
on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?
I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don't wanna
leave it.
Dear Facebook... Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do
you know her?" Is she your sister..??? :p
Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle
that- "PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than
their Own" :P
I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION
for that?
When I'll Die, I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For
Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
When you take an amazing picture you automatically
think: "That will be my new profile picture".
If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you
should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of
us..Will it look good on Facebook ? ;) :P
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the
person that looks good refuses to delete it.
SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing
your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I'm SINGLE.
It really sucks when the only status that comes to your
mind is something you can't share :/ :P
3 things I have learned from facebook! (1) Never trust FB
friends. One day they will backstab you. (2) Never be in
a relationship from FB. Better be in relationship with 1
you know personally. (3) Don't be excited if you receive
friend request from girl, it may be fake id. :P
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am
'Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my
friends list on Facebook.
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running
away from Home. We all know you're doing it for
attention and we all know that you'll be back. :p
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION
for that?
Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don't
Know Why, I automatically Smile ... :):)
Tell me what status should be if the person is single but
also telling that he/she not available....?
How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A
Timeline..." :D
My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or Me? Sometimes I
really miss her.. :P :D
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am
''Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my
friends list on Facebook.
Awesome moment is when you reading someone's
status and you know its for you.... :-)
Nokia Connecting People.... Facebook connecting Fake
People :D
Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student
went to Railway Track for Suicide.... Train was Coming
Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and
Said... "Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook
that Im Gonna Die" :D
Who says that Facebook friends are not your real
friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every
day. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion
when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings
on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes
your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes
you laugh when you have the urge to cry.
Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe
that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don't like anything except their own status....
Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their
Status updates and comments even if they are
senseless.... Welcome To FACEBOOK :P
Dear FACEBOOK! Don't show us so much attitude, You
can't even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn,
Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail :P
Dear Facebook, Don't feel proud about your popularity
60% of your profiles are fake ! :P
Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook is called a
Facelift.
Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log
off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role
over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one
last time for the night.